Kaden Hanlon

Kaden Hanlon is a very nice gentleman and has hairy legs. He is a strong male with dark brown hair. Usually has one sister named chelsea. He also has a sexy body structure. Plays handball like a n***a at lunch breaks. Kaden hanlons will usually do all there work and not like to be on camera. They also love music and a dickhead. Girls love Kaden Hanlons, he can get head anyday by his dad

Girl 1: i want kaden Hanlons babies
Girl 2: same
Girl 3: same
Weird gay kid: i want to finger his with my one incher

by Jfosnw December 1, 2021

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Kaden

kaden is the name of a sigma alpha who enjoys watching skibbiti toilet in his free time. He is a very handsome young fellow and he makes sure to rizz up all the ladies (especially the ones with the level 10 ice spice gyatts… yk who you are). He is quite hilarious… occasionally. Butt he knows how to turn that frown upside.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍷🍷🍷 you should find urself a kaden. I’m sure it will be worth your while.
Prolly

Person one: is that THE KADEN ?

Person two: prolly

Person one: holy smokes he’s one handsome guy😍😍
Person two: oh my 😨 he is one sigma that kaden !

by sigma rizzler24 May 19, 2024

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Kaden

a guy that is super white, skinny, and sexy. Many believe that he is a nerd at first, but upon further examination, he is realized to be a sexy beast of a man.

That dude is such a Kaden, but he turns me on.

by im_Baymax November 24, 2021

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Kaden

Kaden a fart smella, also referred to as “Lover Boy”. Is normally a mildly handsome young man, that struggles to keep conversations going. Kaden, or “Lover Boy” also tends to be a mouth breather, or paste eater.

Guy 1- “Mann did you see Kaden earlier? He was like drooling!”

Guy 2- “You mean lover boy? Yes I saw him!”

by YourDailyDoseOfWisdom June 1, 2024

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