A male or female, usually in his or her twenties or thirties, who is obsessed with Jurassic Park and dinosaurs in general. A Jurassic Prick enjoys debating paleontological news and theories with other dinosaur nerds even though his or her chances of becoming a professional paleontologist or archaeologist are very slim. A Jurassic Prick may even run his or her own Jurassic Park, or other dinosaur related, website/forum. Jurassic Pricks are notorious for abusing their staff members and openly calling their forum members stupid.
Jurassic Pricks usually lead pathetic lives. Bullying people on the internet is normal behavior. Some Jurassic Pricks exaggerate their own importance, believing the world cannot survive without them. In one reported incident, a Jurassic Prick believed he was the anti-Christ. Most have very, very large egos. Many Jurassic Pricks are also believed to be schizophrenic, going as far as to try to destroy other Jurassic Park websites because they are "threats." They are often hypocritical and manipulative, using whatever they can to get what they want.
A Jurassic Prick is someone to stay away from. Do not ever join a forum filled with Jurassic Pricks.
Jurassic Pricks usually lead pathetic lives. Bullying people on the internet is normal behavior. Some Jurassic Pricks exaggerate their own importance, believing the world cannot survive without them. In one reported incident, a Jurassic Prick believed he was the anti-Christ. Most have very, very large egos. Many Jurassic Pricks are also believed to be schizophrenic, going as far as to try to destroy other Jurassic Park websites because they are "threats." They are often hypocritical and manipulative, using whatever they can to get what they want.
A Jurassic Prick is someone to stay away from. Do not ever join a forum filled with Jurassic Pricks.
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Jura is an Alagaesian dragon, mentally bonded with the elf Kyra.
There are rumours that Jura and Kyra are immortal and have the unusual ability to travel across dimensons, but these are yet to be confirmed.
The duo currently are known to reside in the unfashionable backwaters of the Milky Way galaxy, where they practise their arts of pan-dimensional travel.
Jura is known to change shapes depending on the dimension he is in. When in the Milky Way dimension, for example, he takes on the shape of a teenage boy by the name of Sam. However, in the dimension of Alagaesia, he takes on his natural form of a dragon.
There have been rumours that Jura and Eragon Shadeslayers dragon Saphira are burrently courting eachother.
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