Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

Jewish Milk

The first and last drink of the Milk. either in a gallon or carton.

Will you finish the milk off? I don't drink Jewish Milk

by Cuntnee November 10, 2010

Jewish Carwash

When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.

Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.

by pillsn June 26, 2013

Jewish Pizza

A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time

I don't eat jewish pizza first thing in the morning...

by AronBeachSide May 14, 2015

Jewish Pocket

a pocket full of change

Guy 1: Herro, How about that carnival?
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.

by ianself March 21, 2009

jewish rainbow

GEORGE Bush made up these words meaning:
The POPE makes all the jews line up in costumes to resemble a rainbow.

did you hear about that jewish rainbow

guy to a jew: oh, go make a jewish rainbow

by matt sait October 08, 2009

Jewish Wheelbarrow

A Jewish teenage females right of passage. The Jewish female wraps her legs around a standing male, while holding herself up, and proceeds to get Anally or Vaginally fucked.

Male 1: Dude, did you help Becca with her Jewish Wheelbarrow?

Male 2: Yeah man, I made a women out of her asshole last night.

by gorilladick91 January 26, 2011