jewish bbq

A cook out where nothing is provided. BYO any thing you would want.

I went to that barmitzpha it was a fucking jewish bbq.

by Mike Esposito September 3, 2006

jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 16, 2010

jewish doctor

its a jewish doctor

jewish doctor: shalom shalom your foreskin is gone

by lenart karlson December 12, 2019

Jenisha

one sexy assbutt

"wow look at dat ass"
"yeah almost as good as Jenisha!"
"So good they should be part of the Assvengers!"

by assbuttttt December 4, 2012

soggy jewish perm

the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies

'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'

by a_nonymous November 5, 2006

Jewish Tip

When you fuck a girl and throw a dollar bill at her afterwards.

This guy gave me a Jewish Tip last night.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

jewish ass rape

A situation that occurs when you are winning at Super Mario Kart and then suddenly find yourself in last place.

"Dude, I just totally got jewish ass raped by luigi and his red shell!"

by koopa1 November 2, 2006