Lumber-jap

(Verb) When a Japanese woman yells timber while dropping a fecal log into the timber loader of a mans mouth.

I contracted a lumber-jap when I visited Japan last year. Still can’t the taste out of my mouth..

by Jefudiah October 15, 2018

ghetto jap

A Japanese person that typically will try to be black.

Let Motsu be a Japanese rapper.

OMFG! Motsu is a ghetto jap!

by R-J August 23, 2005

jap skewed

Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.

She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!

by Brucester September 10, 2006

Jap Gap

the snatch of a Jewish American Princess that's stuffed with a folded up piece of paper with a fortune on it.....like a fortune cookie.

Like when you say......"hey bitch.....wanna play JAP GAP and tell me my fortune by letting me pull it out with my tongue"??

by Lifetimeriches May 4, 2011

Balcony JAP

Derived from the famous phrase " Porch Monkey " a balcony jap is a JAP that sits in her fucking mansion or on her fucking balcony all day... a Balcony JAP doesnt hafta be Jewish... but she has to be a fucking rich girl that is spoiled outta her mind... it may infact be the ultimite dissing.. caution in using this one... it could get u into trouble... only use it under serious circumstances

hey jon, lets go down to Molly's house and throw rocks into her balcony window which is trimmed in gold and silver and has ribbons and rich on it

by APugs July 8, 2004

jap-stick

A reference to the male genitalia, the ''Penis''

People often refer to the penis of either human or animal as the jap-stick, most oftenly used on the hit comedy show of 'Skins' televised on Channel4, E4 and E4+1

by Rick Purves June 11, 2007

Jap flaps

Japflaps is a Japanese womans vagina flaps

ahhh mate, I went down on Fukumi last last night and she had lovely jap flaps.

by Liam Ohung September 22, 2017