Janky

If someone's janky, they're disrespectful to their elders, usually in schools.

Younger child - Urm that's my chocolate bar!
Older Child - Dont be janky!

Younger child - You failed in your examm LOL
Older child - fuck off you janky shit.

by oundelian August 28, 2012

Blanky Jankies

When you jerk off and nothing comes out.

"I'm throwing blanky jankies" - Three 6 Mafia song "Lolli Lolli"

by The Hernandez Family August 16, 2012

Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Janky

To be misleading, usually with the intent of harm, by promising more than can be delivered.

"My janky ass sister said she was gonna take care of it, and she didn't"

by Pinkslyt January 7, 2024

jankie

a person who is a junkie and janks everywheres

"that nigga is such a jankie"

by bigdickmanbigmusclesongod November 28, 2023

Janky

Broke but somehow if not miraculously still working.

Derived from the term Gerry-rigged, which originated in WW2. During the allied advanced to Germany they were amazed at how Germans Panzers and commandeered Russian T-34s being in such a broke down state still ran and the ingenious methods and ad-hoc meterials the Germans would use to keep the tanks running.

I don't know how the hell he keeps that janky-a$$ Toyota toaster running!

by Penis Kneivel August 1, 2023

Janky

Ridged or Stiff back that is constantly in pain and constantly preventing Major forms of movement especially dancing. Usually caused by height

What's wrong with you?
My back is Janky, it sucks

by NoObMaStEr-69 August 26, 2023