Jade 

Jade is not someone you should trust. She is fake and cruel. Hobbies consist of causing trauma and mentally abusing those who trust her. Do not befriend a Jade.

Person: Hi!
Jade: I'm a bitch.

Jade by Lovechicks37 September 28, 2018

Jade 

Just a mean and ruthless person. The kind of person to flush live goldfish and breed mean cats. Draws a blank whenever someone makes a Finding Dory joke and doesn’t even watch the office. 3/10 Would recommend.

“Did you hear that Jade doesn’t even speak whale!?”

Jade by SireTabloid December 4, 2018

Jade 

There are two types of Jades, one is an amazing singer and the nicest and prettiest girl ever, and the second is a big fat slutty hoe, she knows she’s a hoe and she’s ok with it. She has many other hoe friends that go around and smoke weed and have sex all the time. She loves drama and she will try to fight someone whenever she can, but never actually fight them. She has a cameltoe 24/7 and thinks she’s the coolest girl in school but really, nobody likes her. Jade is trouble...

Oh no it’s big fat Jade! Watch out everyone! (OR)
Yay it’s amazing Jade! I love Jade!

Jade by Patricia Waterman April 13, 2019

Jade 

The weird Kid in every class and isn’t smart at all and comments on everything everybody says

I hate a jade

Jade by Skodhdnd May 10, 2019

Jade 

Jade is a lesbian, depressed emo that fantasizes over worms on strings and plastic babies.

Jade is so much like ME!!

Jade by hi i'm depressed December 9, 2019

Jade 

Thick , beautiful , funny , intelligent yet a dn at times . Also better known as a mami

Jade is a mami

Jade by Foryoureyezonly January 5, 2017

Jade 

A big “pigu” (pee-goo).

Rita likes raving with Jade on rainy days.

Jade by Heymin September 18, 2019