Greenfield Iowa

Pretty much the shit, Located in Iowa this town beats the living shit out of most other towns. Although boring at sometimes and filled with rednecks the awesome people make up for it.

Dude 1: Dude, you were in Greenfield Iowa and you didnt invite me?I hate you!
Dude 2: Yeah they were the shit!

by Curly hair dude August 6, 2011

New Hampton, Iowa

A very small and boring town. about 4800 people and nothing to do.

wow this is really New Hampton, Iowas

by Spam Bob December 14, 2010

University of Iowa Hospital and Clinics

The place where they care more about paying Ann Williamson over $250,000 a year, cutting retirement funding for their employees, making units work short staffed on a daily basis, and caring more about profit than safety of staff and patients. Then after asking staff to give back earned vacation time and cutting the retirement funding, they find a billing error totaling more than 15 MILLION dollars. But lets not be harsh because they do have the Iowa Cares program where anyone in the state that doesn't want to work like the rest of us, can come for free healthcare where they can have room service, treat the staff like shit, and get all the legal drugs they want on behalf of the taxpayers. Even better, they can complain about the color of the walls, the rooms being too small, having to share a room, parking is too expensive, they couldn't find a cheap hotel, and the hospital should be closer to where they live. I could go on and on but I think you get the idea!

University of Iowa Hospital and Clinics Staffing Department hard at work

Staffing: you need 2 RNs and 1NA so you are not short.

Unit: yes and if we get 2 more admissions, we will require 1 more RN or we will be short staffed.

Staffing: we probably won't have the NA but we will let you know.

Unit: okay let us know, we have x-number patients that require 2-3 people to turn, potty, etc.

1hr later:

Staffing: we can give you the RN's but couldn't get an NA.

unit: okay, what choice do we have

5 minutes later:
(pager going off)
5 admissions in 20min.

Unit calling staffing;

We just got 5 admissions, we need another nurse because now we are running short.

Staffing to Unit:

Sorry but we don't have anyone.

Surprsingly staffing and bedboard share the same office, but staffing had NO IDEA there were all these pending admissions from ETC????

by pissed off employee September 19, 2010

Storm Lake, Iowa

It's a Storm Lake thing, you wouldn't understand.

Nuff said! Storm Lake, Iowa...cause you know you looked it up to laugh!

by baggidity gonghead October 23, 2011

dirty iowa

Dirty cities in Iowa. Ones defined by their notorious mention in the local news. Examples of such cities are including but not limited to: East Des Moines, Waterloo, Sioux City, Marshalltown, Muscatine, Perry and Ft. Dodge. They are Perfect Examples of Crime ridden, drug infested, sex trade overrun cities that make up the biggest of the worse losers of the current economic crisis in the United States.

The homeless in dirty Iowa face little chance of help for lack of local public funding.

by Dirty Dodger March 4, 2014

dsm iowa

Capital of Iowa. Stands for Des Moines Iowa, population (and metropolitan area): 611549 people, and square area of 82.60 square miles (213.93 km squared). It was founded in September 1843.

Hey, wanna go to dsm iowa?

by DiamondCavern July 15, 2016

calmar iowa

A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!

Do you want to become a lifeless asshole!! Move to calmar iowa!!

by Eatalottapuss January 24, 2017