Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022

bolster the oven

this is an expression that describes teaching someone how to cook

bob: “can you make some pasta?”
steve: “ mate you might have to help me bolster the oven”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

the legit oven

what single men use when the microwave isnt working

i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!

by that one guy over there -> September 17, 2011

Flesh oven

Slang for a vagina.

Guy 1: I slept with a girl last night and her flesh oven stank!

Guy 2: Ewwwwww!

by slaaaaaaaaaag April 4, 2011

Muff Oven

A pregnant woman's womb

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out

by shotatcommand April 1, 2009

Jamaican Oven

Hotboxing someone under the covers. Bonus points if it's your girlfriend. You stud.

Get under the covers so I can Jamaican oven you.

by JayPizzler December 20, 2013

prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.

"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."

by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013