Cabbage Mouth

Cabbage Mouth:

1. Cabbage Mouths are usually dirty ole bastards at their wits’ end with fucked up shitty beards; and everything they say is just as fucked as their beards.

2. Cabbage Mouths usually have filthy beards and a smoke-stained set of rotten whiskey teeth.

3. Everything they say is irrelevant because of how fucked their mouths look. Their words sound just as shitty as their mouths look.

4. Cabbage mouths can usually be found hanging around ugly bitches, skanks, slackers, guys named Skeeter, and also shitty bearded douchebag bikers.

5. It is highly likely that someone with a cabbage mouth has fucked up teeth that are going in every direction.

6. These are poor ole bastards with mouthfuls of fucked up teeth.

7. A person with cabbage mouth tendencies usually has chaw slaw (chewing tobacco spit) all over his or her shitty looking beard.
“Hey Skeeter! Did you see that “Cabbage Mouth motherfucker with the shitty beard? “His beard is so fucked! His teeth were fucked too – like a fuckin cat shit in his mouth and his fucked beard.”

"Hey, check out ole Cabbage Mouth over there, his beard is fucked."
by Jmccaffrey October 23, 2014
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Sea Cabbage

Kelp that has been pickled in a human female's vagina.
James: "Hey Charlie, have you tried the sea cabbage?"
Charlie: "Yes James! It was very fishy and refreshing."
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Devils cabbage

Don't be puffin the devils cabagge. 0 smoks good doggo. 3 smoks angery doggo. Still think the devils is safe? Think again.
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Swamp Cabbage

Semen that you have somehow left in an orifice overnight, after it's coagulated and gelatinous.
I think my girlfriend fell asleep with some cum in her ear. She's gonna wake up to some nasty swamp cabbage.
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savage cabbage

Originated in athy Ireland. Adjective to describe something is extremely good
"Man this burger is savage cabbage"
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Cabbage Head

An individual who will use or experiment with any kind of drug and worry about the consequences later
You know your mate Eddie Spaghetti, he's tried every drug under the sun, a right cabbage head!
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