treat yourself

synonymous with treated

when someone makes a mistake -
"treat yourself!"
when someone is caught slipping -
"treated!" "treat yourself"
"hey! nice shoes! psyche... TREATED!"
"treat yourself"

by dimsum delight October 9, 2008

special treats

A code name for sex. This word was originated by the movie "dude, where's my car?"

So, we'll go to the twins house, we'll give them their anniversary gifts...
...and then we'll apologise for trashing their house and then....
...we get our special treats.

by dogpower11 February 11, 2009

cocoa treats

the act of eating shit off of someone's muddy stick

i gave it to lynette in the ass the other night and she gave me a muddy stick so i made her eat the cocoa treats

by john cuddler December 11, 2004

Smoky Treats

Slang for marijuana.

I just scored a fat bag of smoky treats.

by Redllama November 18, 2003

salty treat

your freshly picked booger that you feed to your dog

come here and get a salty treat!

by pickerforyou December 13, 2009

Trick-Or-Treat

A term originating in the South... To "trick-or-treat" is to spoil and spend money on a female, whether it is taking her out to dinner, taking her shopping, or anything else of that sort.

Of course, the average male would never "trick-or-treat," due to ego or pride. A female would have to earn the right to have the male "trick-or-treat."

"I don't take 'em out to eat / I ain't here to trick-or-treat / I ain't tryin' to fix your weave..." (Slim Thug - I Ain't Heard Of That)

by Derrrty July 2, 2005

Tahitian Treat

When a man(or woman) eats out a female while she is on her period.

This is reference to the drink, Tahiti Drink.

Aaron got a Tahitian treat the other night, and would love another one.

by third eye December 11, 2005