Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*
Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

by DarthBombad May 3, 2024

Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"
Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"
Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2025

In public areas, like church the man says do you want to pop it? Bellisima that's Italian for upgrade.
by Fractal pi December 22, 2022

James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

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