Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

rhino horn

When your doing a girl doggie style and you jam your thumb in her ass like a rhino attacking.

I was all sweaty banging your mom like a pig and she grunted when I gave her the rhino horn.

by Scottie Vaughan June 11, 2006

Cream horn

(noun) - the noise emitted by the fart of a person who has had a man ejaculate into their anus.

"Tracy really sounded the cream horn after Roger gave her an anal pie, it was like the bugle call to start the Kentucky Derby!"

by Hungli Kamule March 9, 2010

horn bag

A 'HORN BAG' is not as it suggests; a bag full of horns. It is actually Australian slang for 'A top looking bird' or a 'Good sort'..

A Very Sexy Lady

"Mate, you shudda seen her, she was absolute tops, a REAL HORN BAG'...

by Woka-Woka May 19, 2005

air horn

A pipey, gassy thing that goes BRRRRTTT BRRRRTTT and pisses everyone off.

Hold on, i need to test my new air horn
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by Mr. Willy January 5, 2009

Horn of Gondor

While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls.

'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP'

'Did you hear me Horn of Gondor the entire womens rugby team last night?'

by Marmion May 21, 2006

Horn corn

Horn corn is used in foreshadowing the use of dirty, slang-riddled sentences to follow.

First known use is in American Dad, season 13 episode 4.

So what’s your problem kid? You honking a lot of horn corn around here or just sliding some whistles?

by Slackwhacker February 6, 2019