hoonies

Any former or current resident of the University of Cincinnati's Calhoun Hall.

Known for excessive fire alarm late-night rituals, 'Nati Light consumption, and weekend brunch specials.

Generally found in the Clifton area following freshman year.

Those Hoonies are crazy. I heard they had 3 fire alarms in one night.

by Newey06 December 14, 2008

hoondark

One who is the combination of a homosexual and a necrophiliac. Thus, they prefer intercourse with dead people of the same sex.

Jon likes to have sex with dead boys, in other words, Jon is a hoondark.

by Brian 612 November 20, 2007

Hoonjob

When you suck off a Hoon and swallow his hoon-cum. Or, when a Hoon sucks you off and showers in your cum (regular cum). It's like a spitting cobra.

Shut the fuck up or I'll give you a Hoonjob
-Jonathan Tran

by JONATHAN TRAN "RUDIGEr May 14, 2009

hoonah

the freaking coolest city in alaska. although the population is small, it is b-e-a-utiful! The people there are very close && it's like one big family.

Not everyone is epic enough to live in hoonah, alaska!

by patrick star :) July 8, 2009

Hooniak

Cross between a hillbilly and a gypsy. Tend to sound nice with a country accent and have limited funds, but are rutheless when financial gain is involved.

Someone who sounds friendly and inexperienced, but asks for the money is a hooniak.

by Hooniak hater September 4, 2009

hoondig

A different name for a vape... the code name

Hey did you hide your hoondig

Hey Jonah pass the hoondig

by Daddyio253 October 4, 2017

Hoonke

Some bullshit quinten made up

Hoonke are stupid

by Steven McGee November 14, 2020