hoofstache

A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night before.

Check out Tim, he keeps curling up his upper lip, he must have hoofstache

by Sly Lavigne September 5, 2006

Hooley

Often refered to as a sex god/sex on legs. More often than not has a massive dong and balls and wont think twice about giving you a donkey punch!

Whoah! that Hooley is sooooo fit!

by President Clinton March 30, 2009

Hoobs

A term combining hairy and boobs. Usually used when referring to Italian women or female decedents of Big Foot.

Hey Meghan, nice hoobs!

by LeeHoyt July 5, 2010

Hooks up

What you say when you ask someone for something.

Guy 1 sees guy 2 eating popcorn and wants some
Guy 1: Eyy bruh, hooks up

Guy 2 then proceeds to give guy 1 his popcorn

by Theiconic November 5, 2019

Hooksett

Its another word similar to later or dip. To leave, saying goodbye.

BRO1: Bobby whats up,? You wanna meet up near the TD Garden around 7 AM to watch the Bruins parade tomorrow?...
BRO2: Fucking fact man theirs gunna be half a billion people there hooksett....

by Saltalaburny June 19, 2011

Holosapien

A very distant descendant of a human being that has undergone the evolutionary process of merging with technology. Formally homosapien or human being. An entity that possesses a high sense of awareness, along with abilities that far exceeds those capable by any human being. God-like in comparison to humans. Interacts with it's environments on several dimensions, particularly beyond the 3rd.

On average, Holosapiens have begun to terraform planets at the rate of one per month.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Holstered

Under control by the person you're in a relationship with. I.e: whipped

"Bro she made you go in the store to by tampons alone, you're so holstered!"

by 15frederickk June 24, 2014