Homeless Invasion

When your neighbor tells the homeless people outside that you have food stamps.

Alex: Hey, can I come over?
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.

by Mr. RL May 19, 2022

Homeless Gang

The coolest kids on the block. They get what they want, when they want.

Gavin, Abby, and Evan are in the homeless gang because they just robbed a doughnut store.

by Homeless King June 11, 2019

Homeless

A person with a home made out of tarp, camping equipment or repurposed recycled paper. Socially, this doesn’t count as a home, even though they lay their head there every night. Technically, the proper terminology is houseless. This is a person without a roof composed of masonry.

The homeless have homes, they’re houseless and happy.

by explainlikeimfive September 19, 2019

Homeless Seppuku

The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.

Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...

by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017

Huge news for the homeless population

Generally good information for anyone but specifically for people who are homeless.

“Did you hear the liquor store is now taking food stamps?”
“Huge news for the homeless population.”

by John Slang June 28, 2025

Homeless Snail

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.

Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails

by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021

homeless chicken

Cage free chickens

Me: "Are these eggs from homeless chickens"?
Hipster: sir?

by Masterbaudering October 21, 2023