Heisenlift

A variant of the heisenberg principle which applies in the gym. If you can lift a weight perfectly as long as no camera is recording, but fail as soon as someone tries to record it.

Dude, I benched 225 this morning, but when we tried to record it, I failed.

Bro, you experienced a Heisenlift.

by Little Scott October 3, 2016

Hiser

Verb; To uncover then begin masturbating one's genitalia in front of an unsuspecting convenience store worker.

"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT INCIDENT?! Apparently he hisered and was caught on camera; check YouTube!"

"Daniel! No hisering, THIS IS A PLACE OF WORK!"

by Brogre December 15, 2016

homsegutt

A boy named Øystein who often shoves items like rods and pens up his ass and enjoys it.

Øystein youre sutch a homsegutt

by Mr. Pythen March 15, 2017

haise

A great person, known for his good weed

Did you get that stuff from haise?
Yes haise jas got good haze

by Drachten April 27, 2017

homsegutt

A øystein

Øystein youre sutch a homsegutt

by mr homsegutt May 31, 2017

Hoism

Pronaounced "Ho-is-um"
Typically post partum, a woman after she has a baby, experienceing many hormonal "flashes" will fuck every dick she can, before it ends.

My baby mama be going threw some class A hoism. Doing every dude she sees.

by Slutbunger August 13, 2017

heisenhouser

The act of kneeing someone in the butt while yelling, “Hiesenhouser!”.

Tony, I’m going to heisenhouser Ben!
Ben is crying because, Katy gave him a Hiesenhouser.

by bowkill22 January 16, 2018