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Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.
To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.
by Fasters April 8, 2023
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The Inception of Heaven

A great place where you go if you die in while still being a virgin. It is filled with cloudz which gives you insight into the world. Everyone can loose their virginitys and have orgies! When you die in the inception of heaven, you go to a new level, which is why it is an inception!
Person 1- Where's Jack?

Person 2- He raped someone, so he's gone to hell.

Person 1- I feel sorry for him, we are having orgies in the Inception of heaven, while he's toasting marshmellows with Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.

Person 2- He's missing out on the cloud meth!

Person 1- Yay...clouds.
by Smitzel May 28, 2011
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crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.
Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!
by Bobby Night September 14, 2013
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seven seconds in heaven

Locking yourself with another person in a dark small place like a closet for seven seconds and usually making out
Dude i just kissed my crush when we played seven seconds in heaven!
by Styles22 April 28, 2016
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knock on heaven's door

When you risk your life and almost get yourself killed.
Example for "knock on heaven's door"
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017
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Yeet This Bitch To Heaven

when you kick a little kid so hard they fly at least 10 feet away
Dude 1: Man Bro I kicked this kid so hard
Dude 2: Yeah bro Yeet this bitch to heaven
by yeeteryeeted July 4, 2019
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Heaven's Gate

No Limit Texas Hold 'em:

When all players at the felt (at least 5, the majority of seats at the table) hold non-connected, unpaired, off-suited hole cards below a 10, and go all-in pre-flop. Absolute financial mass suicide and a true pleasure to behold. Of course, there will be only one lucky/unlucky survivor to the culling.
The Official Heaven's Gate Madness Chant:

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
No one needs to fucking call,
I don't need no 10 or better,
Only pussies live forever,
I don't need no pocket rockets,
We can all go live in the comet!
by Bodacious77 April 23, 2019
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