A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.
"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."
by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024
Get the Harper Mahoodmug. 22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.
by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021
Get the Stephen Harpermug. Harper is a unique, funny, and interesting person. She makes things seem to have a brighter side and most people would choose her over grades. She tends to wear girly girls and always looks confident wherever she goes. When it comes to boys, she will give you her opinion and gives you great advice. Harper is very compassionate with her abilities and talents.
by alter ego broski May 25, 2024
Get the Harpermug. A Harper is the most athletic girl you will meet. She’s super attractive, and has all the boys falling for her. Harper has lots in common with other people so, she has tons of friends. You can tell any Harper a secret and they will keep it forever if you want them to🥰. Harper’s are always best friends to anyone and will have anyone’s back no matter what!! I love Harpers so much!!
Friend: Harper I am so jealous of you. You are so pretty and perfect
Harper: That’s very sweet of you but you shouldn’t be intimidated by me. Nobody is perfect. I’m jealous of you!!
Boy: “geez” who’s the girl
Boys friend: oh you mean Harper?
Boy: if Harpers the one who is really good at sports and is the prettiest girl I have ever seen then yes that is Harper
Harper: That’s very sweet of you but you shouldn’t be intimidated by me. Nobody is perfect. I’m jealous of you!!
Boy: “geez” who’s the girl
Boys friend: oh you mean Harper?
Boy: if Harpers the one who is really good at sports and is the prettiest girl I have ever seen then yes that is Harper
by Sup Kate July 14, 2019
Get the Harpermug. Harper is a girl who will change the grooves and waves of your brain. Harper is smart, but not quite nerdy. Harper is funny, but not annoying. Harper is gorgeous. Harper is special. She is a warm hug and a pure soul. Harper is kind, but will stand up for anyone being treated wrong. Her hair is waves of chestnut brown, similar to her tan skin, but her striking green eyes make her stand out. She is the most enchanting, hilarious, free spirited, beautiful girl you will ever meet, with the voice of an angel. And yes, she was named after the author of “To Kill a Mockingbird”
by Missmisery11 March 11, 2025
Get the Harpermug. by UnkownUser69 May 6, 2020
Get the Harpermug. by gia.smith April 11, 2018
Get the séth harpermug.