tim my girl always gives me a cold handjob
chris so what? thats the only way I can finish
tim dude....
chris so what? thats the only way I can finish
tim dude....
by dcwwcd May 09, 2011
When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.
Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.
by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017
Very much similar to the tantalizing sloppy blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva, a sloppy handjob requires large amounts of salivas and other
Lubricating products such anal lubricants, coconut oils as well as other plant based oils. The most popular in the Hardcore sex communities is by far Schloans Schlong Jelly. The goal is to produce a noisey extremely satisfying organs to which the penis spent mixes well into the lubricant that is being used.
Lubricating products such anal lubricants, coconut oils as well as other plant based oils. The most popular in the Hardcore sex communities is by far Schloans Schlong Jelly. The goal is to produce a noisey extremely satisfying organs to which the penis spent mixes well into the lubricant that is being used.
Justo went to that old man’s house down the street and he traded a sloppy handjob for a brand new Xbo360
by Andres M C April 10, 2023
"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."
by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022
Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job
a news hand job
by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017
A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.
by Mr Monotony May 06, 2018
by TheDowneaster February 10, 2022