Friendship handjob

When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.

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icy handjob

The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"

What were you up to last night?

You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.

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Yeah I and the babe tried that goro handjob and it couldn't have been more perfect

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On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.

you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!

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A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual

She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob

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It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame

Hey you want a farm handjob?

… I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.

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It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

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