anal halitosis

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".

Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"

by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013

halitosis hypnosis

The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.

Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"

by blumehauser October 15, 2009

Haitian Bobsled

To sit on a toilet and defecate in tandem. When one person sits with their back against the water tank and at least one other sits in front of them on the toilet seat and they defecate in a synchronized fashion. If it is two men, the genitals may rest above or below the seat at the individuals discretion.

CAUTION: do not attempt to do with more than 3 people unless you have trained with John Candy.

My friend and I had to shit at the same time and there was only one toilet, so we pulled a Haitian bobsled.

by El Gallo Loco May 31, 2011

Halia

complete nerd but everyone loves them anyways

God you're such a halia

by Fightmered May 1, 2017

halitosis

Very bad breath that smells like somebody didn't brush their teeth their whole lives or use mouthwash or something. The common stench of anime/cosplay/Linux/hacker conventions, which usually mingles with the stench of the unwashed bodies of the geeks who attend them, all to produce a deadly vapor that can be smelled from up to two blocks away.

I smell halitosis in the air. A large groups of geeks are gathered nearby.

by I think I'm going to vomit profusely now. August 25, 2003

Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

hadith

A term used to describe the supposed teachings, sayings, and traditions of the Muslim prophet Muhammad. These are embraced by the majority of the Muslim population without recognizing that these teachings go against the base teachings of Islam and also tend to make the last prophet of Islam, Muhammad, look, depending on what side you're on, like a horrible, murderous dictator that had no problem drinking camel piss or killing the infidels usually indicating Jews or Christians. Hadith is supposedly a supplement to the Quran.

After further study, I realized that the Hadith is a grouping of lies invinted by shady men who lived centuries after Muhammad and that they go against the basic teachings of Islam and the belief that the Qur'an is perfect and needs no explanation.

by Malcolm OSX April 21, 2006