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Hose Jockey

Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.
by Lucina November 10, 2006
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hosebait

An individual or organization that is not worth the time you spent reading this definition; akin to douche bag or queerbait. Alludes to an individual with a propensity to wantonly attract a specific male member (hence the hose). Can be used well when shouting in traffic, describing people that obviously didn't get the ubiquitous memo, or in any appropriate expression of displeasure or poor taste.
"Shoot me in the face. This hosebait in the LeBaron can't effing drive."
"J.J. Redick is one crazay hosebait."
by Maestro_ELD December 28, 2005
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force field of hostility

Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.
“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”
by AP, IW, CT, VL November 25, 2006
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Stalk Show Host

A Talk Show Host that just uses an entire "Talk Show" episode to stalk people and defame them. Like a Talk Show Host, only creepier. Typically these assholes lie constantly.
Turns out that S.T.O.L.E.N Dude is more of a Stalk Show Host than a Talk Show Host.
Yup. Dude harassed a shit load of people.
by Stalk Show Host October 23, 2019
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hossam

An Arabic word that means "sword" which is also a common male name in the Middle East and synonymous with the name "Saif".
If Hossam is working on your server then you better not interfere.
by cs982005 May 10, 2011
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hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.
Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.
by Fireman137 September 10, 2007
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Hospital fast

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.
Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!
by swallnuts October 10, 2010
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