The Highlander

A sexual act of dick slapping someone, preferably a female, whilst screaming, "there could be only one!"

John was going for an angry pirate, but went for the highlander for the win.

by Boba fat July 6, 2014

to highlander

To reduce many down to one

There are too many options, Shaz really needs to highlander that shit.

by twicefire April 19, 2019

The Highlandy

Shotgunning a girl through her butthole while she makes out with someone else

Gave Samantha and Sue the Highlandy last night. This morning she asked if it was resin or poo when she wiped.

by Jackfrostnippingaturbum June 20, 2024

University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.

"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"

by Scottish Society May 14, 2018