Hector is a guy who makes every other guy pail In comparison he makes everyone laugh with his amazing humor and he never fails to make you feel safe when you're in his presence. He's the kind of guy that you never want to let go of and make him yours forever. (He's usually a dork to)
Girl 1: omg Hector is so funny we work first shift together and I can't stop laughing
Girl 2: he's so amazing and he's all mine did you know he likes milkshakes ?
Girl 2: he's so amazing and he's all mine did you know he likes milkshakes ?
by ☆Emo_potato☆ November 20, 2023

A specific species of humans considered less worth than the rest of the public. These abominations are considered dangerous as they can actively lower the iq of those around them.
Hector: Blhah eu dio fan
Tobias: What the fuck are you saying retard?
Hector: Sibsub sib sub?
Tobias: You should consider killing yourself you worthless piece of shit.
Tobias: What the fuck are you saying retard?
Hector: Sibsub sib sub?
Tobias: You should consider killing yourself you worthless piece of shit.
by iSoLazy March 17, 2025

Both meant to fall in love.At first Sarai uses hector but then ends up falling in love with him. Sarai leaves hector plenty of times but comes back every once and while because god needs them to be together. In truth Hector loves Sarai more than his family and would sacrifice anything to be with her.
by GOKU >Yb November 27, 2021

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by Toochill4U July 20, 2016

huge cock. lots of money. very good at the boom boom bedroom. ass is best type of person. the definition of a meme king. very epic fortniter. Pc Masterrace for life ni99a.
by je kanker vader sjors November 4, 2019

the hector is the vernacular for a train ticket collector - the hector - referred to in the football violence film the firm the remake i 2009. it's history goes back to the 70s
aside of hiding in the toilet or moving carriage to carriage if there is enough of you then just say when asked for a ticket that your mate has one.
Other methods include offering useless items, your socks, a cig lighter, 10p in change etc
aside of hiding in the toilet or moving carriage to carriage if there is enough of you then just say when asked for a ticket that your mate has one.
Other methods include offering useless items, your socks, a cig lighter, 10p in change etc
it was funny on the train from manchester picadilly to london euston. Most of us didnt have tickets for the train but the hector still made his presence known.
what a loser the hector is.
what a loser the hector is.
by TheSatisfiedCustomer August 27, 2020
