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gym class hero

The guy or group of guys in high school/junior high that always kicked everyone's asses in games, and basically made you feel even more shitty about your own suckiness.
Dodgeball was never fun, because everyone knew the gym class heros would pwn all over our asses.
by xHilikus September 20, 2006
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hemostat

1. roach clip, tweezers, or anything used to hold a joint when it is too small to hold onto with your fingers. also refered to as a hemo.

2. A hemostat, also called a hemostatic clamp is a surgical tool which resembles a set of scissors with a locking clamp replacing the blade. A set of hemostats comes in several different sizes and types, for example, Kelly, Crile, and Halstead; and any given surgery may require the use of a number of hemostats. A hemostat is commonly used in both surgery and emergency medicine to control bleeding, especially from a torn blood vessel, until the bleeding can be repaired by stitches or other surgical techniques. The process of halting bleeding is called hemostasis. Hemostats are part of the first aid kit carried by combat lifesavers and paramedics.
I'm outta weed, but I got a few roaches lying around. Do you have a hemostat?
by TheConcierge December 2, 2005
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Hero of Kvatch

An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.
Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...

Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen

Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!
by Xeretsym December 16, 2014
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jungle folk hero

Jungle folk heros are usually found in south america in the tropical and "jungle" regions, Usually wearing a tight purple outfit, riding a horse, and followed by a wolf. They fight evil and defend the three sacred skulls, using semi-automatic weapons forged in their jungle forges. Only one has been seen by modern day man. This event is seen in the movie "The Phantom."
by Android of vexon8 January 7, 2005
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Hero Dating

A guy who dates girls with broken pasts in an attempt to 'rescue' them.
I tried to ignore her baggage and give her chance to change, but she kept going psycho on me. I hung up my cape after the last instance of hero dating.
by joshmonster August 2, 2011
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gym class heroes

An amazingly kickass rap/punk band that has extreme talent in writing songs. Best songs include Taxi Driver, Papercuts, and Makeout Club.
At the drive-in watching soft porn
And you can tell
By the trail of the dead
That there was something in the popcorn
by gymclasshero September 18, 2005
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Hero Fiennes-Tiffin

He is Josephine Langford’s boyfriend and is hot as fuck. “He is the fittest man in the world” said Barack Obama. “He is the best looking model” said Kendall Jenner. He is described as the best actor on earth.
He is as sexy as Hero Fiennes-Tiffin
by Whore4hero August 6, 2019
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