hairsturbate

when one touches their hair excessively and so tenderly and lovingly it almost resembles masturbation. Teenage girls constantly hairsturbate, being as they are completely obsessed with how their hair looks ALL OF THE TIME.

*Morgan keeps touching her hair in the hallway at school*
Morgan: I straightened my hair this morning, does it look alright *grabs and tucks behind ears, messes up then combs through with fingers.*
Olivia: It looks fine.
Morgan: Really? I thought it looked away, maybe if i wore it like this...
Olivia: Bye! *walks away quickly to Jenna*
Jenna: What's with Morgan touching her hair?
Olivia: I'm not sure, but i don't think i can stand to watch her hairsturbate for much longer.

by ding dong debra February 7, 2009

by the short hairs

To be captured or trapped by an opponent ie by the hairs on the back of your neck. Common usage today has warped the term to mean by the pubic hairs but this is not the origin.

If we make the wrong move our enemies will have us by the short hairs.

by bbqfunbq May 19, 2014

sigma alpha hairsalon

Another name for the douchebags at Pitt from SAE that take more time to do their hair than the Easy DeeZees

Dude you look like you got a haircut at Puccinni's...Yea I did I'm tryin to rush Sigma Alpha Hairsalon

by University of Pittsburgh October 2, 2007

Hairspray

Aerosol drug used by natives when the beer store is closed on sundays.

The nitchie sprayed the hairspray into the bag and took a deep breath.

by He Whore May 26, 2003

Hairs

A conclusive word that is multi purpose and expresses emphasis in various circumstances.

Hairs originated Shelburne Ontario at Pine River Institute (rehab boarding school for troubled youth) in 2009.

kid #1: dawg check this fattt sack of chrons
kid #2: serious homez thats fukn haiiiirsss b

Girl: FUck you asshole, were finished
Guy: ....hairsssss......(calls up buddies) fuck lets smoke a blunt

by randomsketchbag June 27, 2009

Hank Aaron Hailstorm

While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.

I was totally porking susan last night and i decided to hank aaron hailstorm that hoe!

by ahar April 25, 2010

Haidar

An Arab male who tends to love himself more than Kanye. Trades camels for bitches. Hommos is life and he is good with his hands.

Wow, look at Haidar over there fucking that bitch while eating hommos.

by Kanyeislife October 10, 2016