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Fire-gram

A really great Instagram. You look great. Your friends look great. Nature looks sexy. The likes are pouring in.
This lighting is fueling the fire-gram I'm about to post!
by Britna September 13, 2017
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Lindsey Gram

A term used to describe a cannabis transaction where the purchaser feels the seller shorted the bag.
You pick up some weed? Yea man, but I think he hit me with that Lindsey gram, need to weigh it out and see.
by Sarah Thoga August 4, 2019
mugGet the Lindsey Grammug.

gram-blast

To expose a person or situation via social media, especially instagram.
I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.
by MrMeanwhile April 25, 2017
mugGet the gram-blastmug.

A gram of Buisson

Commonly refers to a gram of illegal substance. This may be a drug or a high-level, high potency chemical weapon.

Usually forbidden by most states.
Girl: "Hey whats up, you the plug?"
Plug: "Yeah whats good"
Girl: "I need a gram of Buisson"

Plug: "Fuck you retarded? Not on the phone *Hangs Up*"
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
mugGet the A gram of Buissonmug.

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.
"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."
by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023
mugGet the dirty-grammug.

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"
by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020
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Grower's Grams

Similar to "Bakers Dozen" except with cannabis.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.
"Alright. Just finished trimming a pound of Purple Urkle. There's 16 jars for the shelf, and I'll be taking my Grower's Grams home to enjoy"
by Shawnsemillia February 7, 2025
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