squeaky goose

The act of cupping, squeezing, and twisting a guy's junk while underwater. Closely related to the dripping monkey.

Holy shit, you should have heard the yelp that chris made today when devon gave him the squeaky goose.

by decocomo420 April 24, 2007

sly goose

A master of the art of conning.

That hamburglar is a real sly goose.

by java monster February 22, 2008

dante goose

A man for karen housman and ONLY for karen hausman they are starcrossed lovers. And he must divorce his basic bitch wife so that he can happily be with the godess karen hausman

person 1: Did you hear about that sexy dante goose.
person 2: how dare you dante goose is only for karen hausman you absolute BITCH AHHHHHH

by anonymous April 3, 2021

goose creek

One of the worst towns in South Carolina. Don't let the old white people that live on the lake fool you. Goose creek has a wide variety of drug dealers and black hair salons so if you're into that it might be good for you. There's really nothing to fucking do here tho so most of the teenagers either sell drugs or annoy store employees to pass the time. Since there's nothing really there everyone is forced to use the Walmart as a navigational tool to tell people where they need to go. If you're not lucky enough to avoid the high school "Goose Creek High" you can be met with a large assortment of ghetto kids and Emo kids mixed together. The only thing good about this town is everyone telling the store about when that one kid got eaten by an alligator at the creek. Zero out of ten rating.

"Hey man do you need a ride"
"Yeah I live right behind the goose creek Walmart"

by Ifuckinghategoosecrek July 13, 2015

Your goose is cooked.

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010

gooseshit

Scrabble move made without a space between two words, where there should be one

goose shit not gooseshit

by cuberoute March 31, 2009

GooseNut

when white underwear is too tight causing one of a man's testicles pop out trough a hole or the side.

Dude, these undies are too tight I'm getting a GooseNut!

by Mad-Chef March 25, 2010