gooning

The act of being a goon. Also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.

Stop gooning around and get to work!!!!

by C.G.A. June 1, 2010

gooned

to back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something

dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole

by nick g April 28, 2005

goon

a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".

Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.

by Dood987 October 11, 2011

goon

an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever

That guy Vinny is a fucking goon.

by Vino October 11, 2006

goon

1. A clumsy nitwit.
2. A thug.

1. I'm quite tolerant about wimpy people but Robert??!! Jeez! I can't stad that guy! A one-of-a-kind goon! Sorry, but he ain't goin' out with us tonight!
2. Tell your gorillas to get the fuck outta the target, 'cuz my hitman's more efficient than five of these goons!

by W.Z. September 25, 2007

goon

A real nigga. also referring to Lissah from myspace. They don't take nobodys shit and are chillll.

look at that goon just chilling there,

by AMBER ROSE BiiTCH February 19, 2009

goon

A 1337 insult, esp when used in the context of a clan member recruted by you.

OMG u r such a goon

by Unagi April 6, 2004