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California Irish Goodbye 

Abandoning your friends at a party/bar/dinner without saying a single word to any of them, usually resulting from being very intoxicated. California Irish Goodbye's are risky for the DUI exposure. Also deserting your buds 10-20 miles away from their residence deserves an ass kicking.
Where's John at, I haven't seen him for over an hour.

I dunno, someone mentioned he did a sneaky California Irish goodbye a while ago.
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Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.
Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

Hard Goodbye 

Tobacco, Kush, and Kief all in the same beautiful bowl pack. Normally with tobacco on the bottom, weed in the middle, and kief on top. Most likely to be done with a bong. Champions of the practice will use spoons and other pieces.
It's time for a nice hard goodbye before bedtime.

tahitian goodbye

The act of leaving a gathering without saying goodbye, after stealing all of the host's weed.
That was a great party, and I pulled a Tahitian goodbye -- who wants to get high?
tahitian goodbye by Ergodang! April 19, 2017

Laxton-Goodbye 

When you bear hug, then kiss an aquantance on the mouth for 3 seconds after a business meeting.
I gave her the ok' Laxton-Goodbye
Laxton-Goodbye by StarAngel_97 August 8, 2017

boston goodbye 

Old-school way of ousting someone from the community as retribution for wrongdoing without involving the police. Quietly telling everyone (bouncers, bartenders, grocery store cashiers, mail carriers, blockbuster employees, etc.) about the person’s misdeed so that no one will serve them or help them anywhere in the neighborhood and they have no choice but to move.

A form a vigilante justice.
“He robbed your car and raped your sister, and you’re not calling the police?!”

“Nah. We’re givin’ him the old Boston Goodbye, and he’ll be outta Southie for good.”

*note, the word c-a-r is pronounced CAwh.
boston goodbye by ZKent23 June 4, 2018

Cloggs goodbye

Similar to an Irish goodbye, but when pulled by an Irishman on fellow Irish
John O’ Brien pulled another Cloggs goodbye
Cloggs goodbye by Alan Chang November 2, 2018