Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

floppy gobbler

the flap of skin over the clit which is usualy used as an insult

man that guy was a floppy gobbler

by cody cox May 13, 2005

turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003

Poo Gobbler

an infant, who unsuspecting to its parents, removes its own diaper and plays with and eats its own poo. This usually occurs when the child is in its crib and is believed to be sleeping.

Mom: Can you believe the baby took off her poopy diaper again?
Dad: Did she eat some poo?
Mom: Yep.
Dad: Damn, she is such a little poo gobbler, I hope she grows out of it.

by Mommy G September 28, 2006

Glizzy gobbler

Someone who deep throats hot dogs like it’s their grandmas clit

“Hey wanna see me gobble down this glizzy?” Said aazian

“Fuck no glizzy gobblers are for sus boys” said Brandon

by That man James July 28, 2020

chod gobbler

One who gobbles, or devours, chod.

Man, Ed is chod gobbler, he gobbles miles of chod, that's a lot of dick

by snmdbc February 8, 2007

Hog-gobbler

A woman or man who sleeps with a married man, to break up his marriage.

Christina Metheny what is a hog-gobbler? I'm am

by Rawr and stuff March 31, 2017