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Garrett

That is so garrett!
by GarrettRhettFein September 15, 2025
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Garrett

Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
by i_am_gorg_69 November 23, 2021
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Garrett

Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.
Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.
by nhlax28 April 30, 2022
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Garrett

One of one; Don’t give a f**k.
Yep…That’s Garrett
by TruDat23 November 23, 2021
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garrett st.john

giant faggot who likes poontangs
Garrett St.John is a fag
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Garrett

very short with an even shorter temper
“Garrett told me to f off this morning
by lollolloveerrr November 17, 2021
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Garrett

An American boy who likes dirt bikes and gets all the women.
"Oh have you heard the male called Garrett?" "Yeah he likes dirt bikes and gets all the ladies"
by anonymous January 5, 2022
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