You'll often find these making ramen and eating bacon by itself while rice cooks in the background. A shiny forehead and somewhat thiccness to a beautiful structure are the main physical attributes, the rest of their attributes are being a sweetheart and a busy-body. They are always Pretty Busy.

Bro, I went to bed at 4 am yesterday and was pretty busy, I think I'm becoming a Garrett!

by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 11, 2019

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Garrett

Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.

Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."

by DirtyDanForever September 27, 2020

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Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet

Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.

by Avetso December 1, 2019

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Garrett

A short boy who is smart. He is very random and can sometimes be very annoying. He has any friends and nicknames... Some of these include flower child, rainbow, #potato, and mister grumpy.

Person: hey flower child!!!

Garrett: don't call me that!

by Aka brie.... Cheesy girl October 18, 2013

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