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gangsternomics 

gangsternomics is the economics of being a gangsta
credit analyst - hey gangsta man, why did you give that crackhead a 100 dollar loan

gangsta - cause that crackhead cant ever pay me back and I'll be able to extrapolate at least 200 dollars worth of utility from that crackhead

credit analyst - you mean just like credit card companies

gangsta - say word son thats my gangsternomics
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Gangster Beer 

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
Gangster Beer by Jorpra October 19, 2016

Gangster Cheese 

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer
Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”

Gangster Weiner

When one is putting on a condom and and your weiner gets soft cause its too gangster for safety
I can't use condoms because I get gangster weiner
Gangster Weiner by nozad November 4, 2021

telephone gangster 

a person who puts up a front, lies, or pretends like they are a gangster (hard, tough, a real bad ass) while on the phone but, is truthfully a sorry ass coward full of shit, to scary to fight.
Why that weak ass bitch didn't do shit when she saw me cause, the tramp ain't nothing but a telephone gangster.

eye gangster 

An eye gangster is someone who just looks/seems like a gangster, but if it came to something they wouldn't do anything.
"Darnel just told me to fight him"

"Don't worry, he's just an eye gangster"
eye gangster by Voltriix August 29, 2015

vancouver gangster 

(noun) people who are very violent, own a private jet, lie a lot and live in Vancouver.
vancouver gangster by selena263263 February 12, 2017