Geiger

A person that always sleeps and shows no emotion ever

matt geiger

by DATBALLZAC February 7, 2010

gagerelli

A douchebag who unsuspectingly creeps on girls, especially at coffee shops or book stores. Also known as a peeper creeper or coffee house creeper.

"Did you see the way Wally was creeping on those girls by the fountain, he's such a gagerelli."

by Tsunami Jim June 3, 2007

Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

by Tallness October 29, 2009

Gaggerath

A special creature that lives in dark, dank areas of rather run-down towns. It feeds on a diet of cafeteria food and the occasional woman. Also note that he has a morbid fear of Chinese and Mexican food, and is an EXTREMELY picky eater. Gaggerath is also known for being tortured at an annual ceremony called "Gagg Torture." "Gagg Torture" as it as called, often happens on weekends and once a month. He stalks women at night, and "gaggs" them, hence the name "Gagger"rath. It is often shortened to "Gagg."

Person 1: Hey! Did you hear about a sighting of gaggerath in the hicktown last night?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard they tried to trap him by putting a hot girl in a cage!

by Angrybivv October 6, 2010

Gagert

its a penis with a green or purple pimple on or near the glands

"dude my glands has a gagert on it "

by SXEPFY October 27, 2014

gainer hater

A person who sneers at the gym and those who attend.

Man 1: I've just been for a big gym session so I need to eat some protein.
Man 2: *rolls eyes* you're so sad.
Man 1: don't be a gainer hater

by BruceyB28 September 16, 2016

Gainer hater

A person who sneers at the gym and those who attend it.

Man 1: I've just been for a massive gym session so I need some protein.
Man 2: *rolls eyes* you are so sad.
Man 1: you're such a gainer hater

by BruceyB28 September 16, 2016