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Funeraling

The act of being at a funeral for too long
I’m so done with funeraling
by Kai S. October 5, 2019
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Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"
by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017
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Jizzking Funeral

When you are ahead by 3 goals in rocket league and then you vote to forfeit
Yo guys we're 3 ahead! We gotta give them a Jizzking Funeral!
by robloxsex22 October 19, 2025
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Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.
Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.
by Hootie J November 7, 2021
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Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
by Hail Steven January 7, 2021
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