A phrase used to describe an awesome, exciting and possibly dangerous Project X type func where we drug Angus and take the Butt household for our own.
"Hey do you want to hang out later today?"
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."
by LEWIS JOSON March 18, 2025

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).
Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Functioning-nuisance is a person or thing that exist in an environment or society passively, yet unaware of the prevailing norms around them.
by Functioning-nuisance May 29, 2014

FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is on PLANET EARTH to first prove it's not meant to happen as because the DICK'S BALLS belong no one but NATURE DENIAL OF PROCREATION to the HOMOSEXUALS then used to MAKE FUN of people as FAGGOT AND FAG are the greatest terrorist words created in many WORLD LANGUAGES , for BLACKS to find. RATIONALITY TO BE THE GREATEST CRIMINALS ON EARTH, for them to be HOMOSEXULAL SEX = PRiSON SEX and not the other way around , for them to find dysfunctional words and heroes of the SEXUAL MOVEMENT as GAY PRIDE is GAY " ONE OF SEVEN DEADLY SINS" , MATTHEW SHEPARD WAS A METH DEALER.to hate each other within their SEXUALITY, "FACT: I WENT TO BUY BOOKS IN BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO AND THIS FAGGOT STPPED ME , "AS HE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO STEAL THE BOOKS language books but I was at the register ready to pay and he said , "LEAVE", and finally HARVEY BERNARD MILK and GEORGE RICHARD MUSCONE.murderd by WHITE AS MILK
FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is for people who are HOMOSEXUAL , who ask , " DO YOU PARTY" being insecure about their HOMOSEXUAL or FAGGOT orientation and have to do DRUGS that are illegal to coverup their SHAME about being HOMOSEXUAL.
FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is for people who are HOMOSEXUAL , who ask , " DO YOU PARTY" being insecure about their HOMOSEXUAL or FAGGOT orientation and have to do DRUGS that are illegal to coverup their SHAME about being HOMOSEXUAL.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022

by ICantNut October 17, 2022
