Fucktard

Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.

Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento."

Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"

Joel - "Other language? What?"

Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."

by Dwight K. Schrute August 4, 2007

fucktard

You, especially if you're reading this.

____________ is a fucktard!
(Your name)

by Creamsicle God November 9, 2003

fucktard

A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.

"Hey guys, Bergkamp is the most influential player in the world", "Go away Pubert, you fucktard"

by JJ May 4, 2006

Fucktard

Any liberal person, liberal meaning politically left-leaning.

Goddamn, these liberals are a bunch of fucktards. Those fucktards, driveling with their liberal fucktardedness.

by ABN December 5, 2006

fucktarded

Noun?? The mental state immediatly after really great sex. Charactoristic of acting silly, goofy, being clumsy or just generaly in a silly mood following awesome sex due to lots of endorphines running rampit throughout the brain. To be fucked stupid.

That sex was sooo great, afterwards he was acting fucktarded.
I fucked her so hard, afterwards she was fucktarded.
That goofy dance he does after we have sex is so fucktarded.

by Silly Fuck June 25, 2010

Fucktard

A person whose actions can be described as far beyond retarded. This descriptor is frequently used after a night of heavy drinking.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Dan was arrested for peeing on the police station last night?
Guy 2: Man that guy is a fucktard!

by Michael Steinhour April 15, 2006

fucktard

Combination of retard and fucker. As such, fucktard infers a person who acts both incredibly stupid and incredibly assholish at the same time.

After the underage student openly admitted to having three alcoholic drinks to the school newspaper and to the police, the fucktard pleaded "Not Guilty" to charges of underage drinking.

by richard p April 30, 2006