Skin Flute Connoisseur

A person who knows all about dick such as how to suck on them, how to handle the gag reflect, and swallow the hot cream load and tell you what you ate for dinner last night.

My chick busted my nut in 3 minutes, and knew I ate bananas last night. She's definitely a skin flute connoisseur

by Rico from East Los October 20, 2010

toot flute

fart hole

That chick that works at Burger King loves it in the toot flute!

by Handsome Farva March 20, 2011

Pennsylvania poon flute

During an intimate encounter between and woman and her partner (man/woman), the partner farts across the woman's poonanny, producing a deep, flute-like sound, not unlike the sound that results from blowing across the top of an empty jug.

My girl wanted to try something different, so I gave her the Pennsylvania poon flute.

by bobalicious def June 21, 2008

skin flute

Someone who sucks a penis. In other words playin the flute or giving a blowjob. The term "Flute" in skin flute is reffering to someones cock, penis, weiner, pecker, helmet head, dick, disco stick, etc.

Guy 1: That guy named Jordan from the coffee shop is a proffesional skin flute player!

Guy 2: I know yesterday he tried to play my skin flute but i beat his ass.

by Retwiler January 2, 2010

Flurted

verb. flurt·ed, flurt·ing, flurts

To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures with all the grace and nuances of a doctor performing microsurgery with a crowbar.

Steph and Thomas flurted to each other. Everyone else was nauseated by the exchange.

by Alchymist February 8, 2012

pork flute

Cock, dick, prick, schlong, schvantz, putz, etc.

Ms. Giovinetti plays great pork flute!

by pentozali September 6, 2011

douche flute

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice

“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”

by kailmer July 22, 2019