flurf

a wad of toilet paper or seatcover strategically placed in a toilet bowl prior to doing one's business in a shared bathroom, to muffle embarassing turdsplashing sounds

All that splashing in the stall next to me was disgusting - the least she could have done was flurf the bowl.

by Sadie-pdx December 24, 2005

flurge

Fugly-Looking Uber-Republican Gash Eater

Hillary Clinton is a secret FLURGE

by fearless fosdick October 24, 2008

Flurt

An extremely loose bowel movement. Often associated with a hangover and a dubious late night meal. This word is an example of onomatopoeia.

That was the most abhorent flurt that I just did.

by lukedc June 21, 2009

Slooge Flurries

When splooge (semen) is cought on someones tounge as if they were snow flakes.

In my childhood, I can remeber cold winters. We were all outside trying to catch splooge flurries on our tounges.

by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004

Flurping

Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.

Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.

by Ms. Nesbitt March 9, 2012

Flurk

To flurk is to lurk people on facebook

I spend too much time flurking on a regular basis

by w90 January 22, 2011

Flurbling

To place ones face between a large set of mamaries and make a "flurble" noise....

I was flurbling those norks last night.... it was great.

by Sllimr June 11, 2008