Florida Pelican

The plastic flamingo which people (usually in southern states) put in their lawns

Person 1: Hey look at that Florida Pelican.
Person 2: The what?

by ElectricMoose69 February 4, 2021

Florida Dog

A FUCKING ALLIGATOR

Fear the featherless fright that blights the plight that is Florida aka a Florida dog

by THEyeetBoi October 16, 2020

Florida Vibrator

When you are hitting it in the seat and she farts.

Man I was going to town on the seat and my girl gave me a Florida Vibrator.!

by assajjventress January 29, 2016

hampton florida

The white trash capital of Bradford County Florida. Where the girls only occupation is keeping their legs open.

I live in Hampton Florida.

by Truth and logic December 28, 2016

Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021

Florida Breezer

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.

Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.

by eMM October 23, 2012

No Algebra for Florida

A bill proposed by hardcore Trumpublican or white supremacist Floridians who want to ban the “Algebra for all” reform programme, because they unspokenly reasoned that if more non-white high-school and college students were given the opportunity to study algebra, it would make it harder for symbols-allergic white natives to secure decent jobs upon graduation.

To prevent algebra from becoming a stumbling block, which would limit millions of white blue-collar workers’ career opportunities, Trump Institute of Education, which is a 30-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago, would make algebra an optional course module for its new students—they bigly support the “No Algebra for Florida” bill in the name of “mathematical equality” for all races.

by Covido April 28, 2022