floraphile

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.

Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.

by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014

Florentina

A very sexy person with many bitches on her dick. Still, she stays celibate, and faithful to our lord. She possesses a fat cat and will run after cats and ducks if she spots them in public.

Uses „yourmom,, frequently.

Wow, who’s that girl in the lake?
Is she stealing a duck?
Must be a Florentina.

by Your44mom1 May 31, 2021

floan

When you are too drunk that you are past the drunk phase

I got two floans, one for the plug and one for the load.

by Faded July 26, 2017

Florence Welch

The singer of Florence and the Machine, she has a wonderful voice and B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L red hair! She is totally awesome.

Do you know who Florence Welch is?

Yeah! I love Florence and the Machine!

by STA STA STA STA January 6, 2011

Florence

'Florence' is another word for a cigarette lighter of any description. The word is used mainly used by 11 to 15 year old kids that smoke and are trying to stop their parents from finding out. It is used as a code word to disguise the fact that the person talking may need a lighter.

The origin of the word is unclear, but it is thought to have a connection to 'Florence Nightingale' who was famously known to carry a lit lantern with her.

"Ell.. you got a florence?"

"Oh shit! I lost my florence!"

"Hey mate.. you got a florence?..i mean a lighter?"

by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

Floral Park

Best town in the history of Earth. Drinking all day and all night. Have the best place on Earth in the heart of the town, Belmont Park/Racetrack. Floral Park Memorial High School as of 2008-2009 school year was rated top 50 high schools in the country, including private schools. Great athletes, great scholars, while managing to drink 5 days a week in the summer and basically the same during the winter. Have a mix of every kind of person you can possibly imagine but in the end, all Floral Parkers.

typical day in floral park, go to belmont, get your afternoon/evening going right, lose 20 bucks on the ponies, get angry after that so you drink more, walk over the racetrack illegally so u dont have to walk around, go straight to town where you will start at any of the bars and end up going to all of them to find the crowd, do some drugs afterwards, taxi home

by 50 beer king May 26, 2009

Floral Park

A nice suburban, upper-middle class neighborhood. Half of Floral Park belongs to Nassau County and the other half belongs to Queens. Floral Park is also home to the best bakery on Long Island, Buttercooky Bakery.

I'm looking for a home in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood in close proximity to the city. Any suggestions?

Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.

by karma12 March 23, 2010