floost

Floost is a way to express how much of a thot someone is.

Oh my god that floost really got me turned on

by kasshy100 June 22, 2017

float

A polite way of saying go fuck (off/yourself).

I don’t care what Claire thinks, she can go float herself.

by Jaha100 June 2, 2018

Floater

A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.

"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"

by SHRX February 20, 2019

Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

Flopster

A person who repeatedly arranges to meet up with friends, but then doesn't show, or makes an excuse to flop out.

Mohammed wont show up, he's such a flopster

by Beadla June 1, 2020

Flooster

Receiving an annual flu shot and Covid booster in the same visit

To help protect herself and others this season from the flu and Covid, Karen should get her flooster shot.

by wolfmnsbro November 1, 2022