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Juan Fernando

A boy with unusual amount of body hair, low self esteem, and 1940 taste in music. Commonly noticed as "that mexican kid"
"yo you know that mexican kid?"
"who juan fernando?"
"Yeah that kid is a faggot"
by RickyBobby9876 January 30, 2015
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Fernando

A Mexican guy who wears glasses and is short
Person 1: "Why's that awesome guy so short"
Person 2: "That awesome guy is Fernando"
Person 1: "He looks Mexican!"
by hehe1234567891011 November 16, 2013
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fernandesation

When a large white man turns a smaller asian man gay by violating him while asleep or drugged. The smaller asian male awakes from his slumber, sphincter throbbing, with a new-found love for Gucci and Will and Grace.
The small thai man awoke, oblivious that he was just a victim of a violent fernandesation, despite the drooling white man next to him.
by Junmaster November 30, 2006
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Fernando

A short, yet plump puerto rican man, loves pokemon and anime, especially when hes on his way to a hockey game. But beware fellas! As said man will try to attack you if you lock him in the bathroom. So prank safely my friends. Fernando, or more commonly known as, Nando, loves to spend his free time stuffing his fat little face with tacos and salads. Nando is a very awkward child yet he drives probably the nicest car on the team, who knew that puerto ricans can afford a nice car after mowing lawns. Nando's language skills are a bit on the normal side, his resounding amounts of grunting and sniffing always gives the team a quick giggle, as his uncle probably snorted cocaine.
Oh shit, its Fernando!
Fernando is soooooo cute!
by Waffle_Cow November 9, 2018
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filthy fernandez

FIL-thee fur-NAN-dez. N. The after-effect of a dirty sanchez, wherein the male is left alone in his depressing bachelor pad with prominent poop stains left on his tie, pillowcase and toothbrush. Finding herself "sanchezed," the female has stormed out in outrage, but only after using the male's pillowcase and cheap tie to clean her face, depositing the tail end of a poop on his toothbrush, and texting a photo of the entire mess to the male's mother.
"John left her alone in his bedroom to write a triumphant letter to Penthouse Forum about his successful 'dirty sanchez,' but his mood was deflated when he returned to find she had left him a 'filthy fernandez'."
by freekyfactz May 13, 2010
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Fernando

A tall guy with most likely black hair. He thinks he’s a cool guy but the only reason he only has about five friends is because he’s a douche. He cares about the few friends he does have and would do a lot for them, but not everything. Often makes a girl fall for him without even trying, and when he isn’t interested, He pushes them away. Although he will spread rumours when he gets rejected himself. He’s probably the most bipolar person you will meet, he can’t decide what he wants.

He always may or may not have skills in the bed .
This guy won’t decide whether he’s my friend or he hates me.
“Oh you must be talking to a Fernando”
by Paxon222 May 26, 2018
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Asier Fernandez Cobos

OMG, he's the best boy you could meet. He is intelligent, kind, funny, understanding hot with a big dick, he's brown eyes and is very tall.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
Omg look at him. ¡Asier Fernandez Cobos is the perfect husband!. And he want to be a rich.
by RAE dictionary January 7, 2018
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