fellony

A serious crime that either is caused by someone's falling, or causes someone else to fall down.

A "fellony" can also refer to someone's illegally/unethically cutting/breaking down (i.e., "felling") a tree or other vertical object. Ordinarily, a classic example of this act might be the famous (or infamous!) tale about the tomahawk-wielding young George Washington, but it turns out that this narrative was just a myth (well, I must admit that I HAD always kinda wondered how "da great G.W." could have done all the awful things he was known for --- such as wrongfully jailing farmers, and keeping and disgracefully mistreating slaves --- if he was such an "honest" and "truthful" soul as a child!)) perpetrated by an overzealous newspaper-journalist, so I guess we would need to look elsewhere for a true and valid example... maybe the funny Echo-brand chain-saw ad, where the super-excited dude was so eager to try out his new Echo chain saw that he mindlessly cut down a neighbor's tree, and then when said neighbor confronted him about it ("That's **my tree** that you just cut down!"), the imperturbable miscreant sunnily replies, "Oh, no problem --- glad to do it for ya!"

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Felony

Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.

You: Hey Felony, want to commit a Felony?
Felony: Oh hell yeah!

by A Human Crow December 11, 2020

ferlon

Quiet but funny when he wants to be. Hates being in a crowded room, and loved the cold weather. Is a handy man to say the least, both with cars and women. If you have a ferlon in your life definitely keep him around because I’ve never seen another.

Ferlon is such a great mechanic and loves working on cars and other projects.

by Leroiiii January 10, 2021

Feeron

A feeron is one who does not understand if a word has previously been made and used but then imprudently decides to use that word for a definition the individual has made on the spot.

Jcify stole the word maggon and decided to make it his own definition. He is therefore a feeron

by An Unexpected Twist February 13, 2021

ferone

Ferone, the type of guy who usually is in the closet searching for his right kind of guy. This name is quite a unique and beautiful name that is just as beautiful as the man.

Person 1: Oh my god did you hear about that new guy?
Person 2: You mean ferone? Who hasn't!

by ProbablySwamp June 15, 2021

felonapy

A word that was created to shorten the words, "felony therapy"
To use a gun and shoot someone or something and gain enjoyment out of that to deal with stress or your own stupidity.

y/n: *says something sus*
your bro: ayo wtf, you need to get felonapy, come on shawty, lets go!

by Yukina_Kowachi August 2, 2021

Felyond

A girl who is beautiful and kind, hard working but have a morbid sense of humor. The type of humor can lead you straight to hell.

Will Felyond make a joke at the funeral again?

by rarkgazr November 22, 2021