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fear boner

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
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fear garden

A vocaloid song, it's a very spooky song. Shivers ye timbers even.

The song is sang by Rin, and it's about her decapitating the hands off others and planting them in her garden hence making her garden feared hence the name, 'fear garden'.

Alot like Smile HD, kids found it, watched it, and got nightmares from it.

The only ones who know of this song are either:
1. People who watched it as a child and got scarred for life from it
2. A hard-core vocaloid fan
3. A member of the osc (If you know, you know)

It's also my personal favorite vocaloid song.
Person 1: hey, do you like vocaloid?
Person 2: yea.
Person 1: what's your favorite vocaloid song?
Person 2: fear garden, you should check it out.
Person 1: neat, gonna search it up on YouTube right now.. WTF-
by Freaky fella December 1, 2022
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fear of KSI

KSI is a big scary man that could knock you out easily so people have a fear of him
“Have you heard of KSI”

“Yeah I have a fear of him google it
“Fear of KSI :KSI is a big scary man that could knock you out easily so people have a fear of him”
by I am not here April 19, 2021
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the fear stick

A woodcutters axe enchanted with fear and turn undead at lvl 5826493.
Me: hit something with the fear stick
Enemy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
by Nametaker44 August 26, 2021
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Noob Fear

The feeling of aprehension that some more unexperienced video gamers get. It when you know there are enemies up ahead, and you are afraid and hesitant to proceed.
I can play lots of shooters easily, but for some reason Max Payne gives me noob fear all the time.
by |< /\ /\/ € |› |-| /-\ /\/ January 16, 2005
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Cape Fear

While having sex doggy style you grab your partners arm and pull it behind her back and break it. When she turns her head in pain to look at you, you bite her face.
Taken from Robert Deniro's character in the movie "Cape Fear".
by Jay Nunez January 13, 2009
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God fearing

Someone who worships god or is put into a religion solely because they are scared to do otherwise.

Usually threatened, in a sense, into religion.
That man is so god fearing he’s only christian because he’s scared of going to hell.
by kenny545 March 13, 2019
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