Fanny Wagon

A car that is used to attract the ladies

"I sure got my fair share of fanny last night Jimbob."

"Is that so Joebob? How comes?"

"I went a'cruisin' in m'fanny wagon."

by The_Killing_Road September 30, 2008

fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007

fanny wobble

Making a big deal over a minor thing.

"It's no problem! For gods sake, woman, stop having a fanny wobble."

by Emma, Queen of Hearts September 24, 2005

happy fanny

a girl who loves cock

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

fat fanny

When the fanny is so fat, you can see through jeans.

damn shawty got a fat fanny no cap

by ahmed27 November 5, 2020

Fanny Famine

When one has not had sexual relations with a woman for a long time.

Daniel: Get any girls last weekend?

Frazer: NO, been part of a serious Fanny Famine recently.

by Deky December 28, 2010

Fanny porridge

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

by urban spaceman November 24, 2009