epic failure 

Top 5 reasons why you fail
1. You rolled a BE Lock
2. Your on Coilfang
3. Punctuation
4. Spelling
5. You have horrible comebacks and are retarded.

Your response is a #5. (epic failure)

epic failure by Gurubashi November 6, 2007

Genius Failure Paradox 

Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.

Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.

Genius Failure Paradox by BFinjected September 4, 2005

Fog Of Failure 

When a bathroom air freshener doesn't quite do the trick. Instead of a lemon scented bathroom, you get lemon scented shit.

Do not go in the bathroom. It is filled with the "Fog Of Failure."

Fog Of Failure by Pr1m September 14, 2010

epic failure 

A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.

Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"

Person 2: "Epic Failure"

epic failure by Laughing @ him October 4, 2009

hubris of failure 

the over confidence in one's ability to deal with failure; rooted in having survived so many "fails", especially "epic fails", that one has the ability to head boldly into any situation, no matter how hopeless, and have the confidence that when faced with inevitable failure, they will invariably figure out how to deal with it...

She has hubris of failure and thinks that she'll figure out how to keep herself out of any real trouble. She once bragged that she'd been arrested three times and had yet to be convicted of anything.

hubris of failure by The Opster October 26, 2010

liver failure 

Is what you get if you drink the moose juice recipe that contains 1/3 RUBBING ALCOHOL. BLINDNESS IS ANOTHER LIKELY SIDE EFFECT.

he has liver failure from drinking the moose juice recipe he found on urbandictionary.com

liver failure by mikebrinn July 7, 2006

Epic Failure 

Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.

(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure

Epic Failure by Jack Duvales December 4, 2010