failure

1. One who can't link properly; Sega Slayer.

2. One who hates Sega; aka an EA Buttplug.

wordSEGAword OLOL!O!L!L1

Failure.

by MMBKG September 8, 2003

Failure

Failure is a real awesome Epic 0wnage (E0!) member. He used to be a pump shotty noob in Counter-Strike:Source, but has developed into an amazing CSS player. He is also a generous donator to the E0 clan.

Failure, despite his name is a great CSS player.

by e0stryker February 25, 2009

Failure Face

One who is either prone to failure, deserves to fail, or who's peers wish would fail, particularly exceptionally lazy and unmotivated people

If you keep missing school on purpose, you'll be a failure face...

by Special_K February 14, 2003

failure

to fail at something

dont be a failure like steve jobs providing us with a mp3 player, it olny works when you take a shit on it, it likes the shizer

by stevejobs is satan June 13, 2007

Failure

Donald dickhead trump

Trump is a failure to the whole UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN and man kind.

by Trumpisaloser.net January 14, 2021

faileure

just a different way to spell failure since you failed @ spelling the word failure and wrote it faileure. simply emphasizes its meaning.

person 1(says to friend)so yah i was having sex with my gf last night but the condom ripped so we agreed to stop until next time because i only had one condom.

friend: FAILEURE!

by tortillandbeans May 14, 2010

caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011