Kiddie-Fiddler

Derogatory name for a paedophile, or someone who goes for partners of a much younger age.

"Shut it ya kiddie fiddler"

by Kev April 10, 2006

Fuddlepucker

where incest and dating your children and your niece is your aunt but also your granddaughter and children are really mutant kangaroos and double groundings and huge MSN chats

are NORMAL.

A Fuddlepucker will slowly lose all of their sanity.

by Tari Kaleid Fuddlepucker August 23, 2009

fiddle bucket

used by old men with large foreheads and fanny packs

can replace the words "god dammit"

"FIDDLE BUCKET DOOD"

by laurajoan July 2, 2006

the fiddler

When a women licks the side of a shlong as if she was playing the fiddle.

"I really want to bang Amanda, I hear she is stupendous as the fiddler."

by Facktopian Bob October 29, 2015

Widdle Your Fiddle

When a man shakes his penis gentle after going to the urinal.
To shake your penis

Gary - Jus finished having a piss colin
Colin - Well always make sure that you WIDDLE YOUR FIDDLE."

by Lary Linwood July 2, 2008

Fiddlefarter

Someone who does nothing important and doesn't do what they are told. They would rather sit around playing Rock Band and farting.

Keith is going to miss his eye appointment because he is the world's top fiddlefarter.

by PamMcCrat February 17, 2009

Fuddle-fuddle

'The act of putting your arm through the arm of another and waggling your fingers.'

This originated in Chester, England a few years ago and has become popular again more recently.

"Mate, it's time to fuddle-fuddle"

"Dude you totally just got fuddled!!"

"50 points if you get a picture of you fuddling that guy over there!"

by mysteron2800 February 24, 2009